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[jeffbert]

A long, long, time ago, in an unspecified place.

You are Mary, Queen of Scots?

[Tetsuwan Penguin]

"I am"
(sound of fighting)
"I think she's dead."
"No I'm not!"
"and now radio 4 will explode!" (BOOM!!)

"What's the Penguin doing on top of the Telly?"

[jeffbert]

"What's the Penguin doing on top of the Telly?"

She's laying an egg.

Do you like the little rattle?

[Shiyonasan]

Do you like the little rattle?

No, but I like to shake, rattle, and roll.

What's your favorite burger joint?

[Tetsuwan Penguin]

It was Hardie's but they went out of business.
Where has everyone been, it's been quiet here!

[jeffbert]

I myself have been wondering that.

One lump or two?

[jeffbert]

I'll help myself.

Where is everybody?

[Strange Wings]

"What's the Penguin doing on top of the Telly?"

"Standing there."
"I can see that!"

"Burma!"

Where is everybody?

Hai! Present!



Do you need a panflute?

[jeffbert]

No; I have no musical talent whatsoever.

Who won the English football cup of 1956?

[Robotic Pixel]

Manchester City

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Do you offer some food?