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"Seven Stars cigarettes. Put 'em in your boots."

I think Breakman's is the best thus far. If nobody posts another by this time tomorrow, he wins.

However, here is my own:



"After a tough day of 3rd grade elementary school, homework, fighting monsters, and saving the world from annihilation, I like to sneak away and light up a Seven Stars cigarette. Seven Stars has that smooth flavor, and what do I care about tar or niccotine? Being a machine does have certain advantages. Don't tell my mom, ok?"

Announcer: [standard cigarette warning]

So... Did I win?

I got a funny pic but I wouldn't be here for a week. If you guys want to make captions for a week, I'll post it. If not, pick a different person. ;^^

Yes, Breakman you won! Funny or not, go ahead and post your pic!

(I'll be back on 4/10/04.)

"Aw, it was nothin', any flying robot with 100, 000 horsepower, lasers in his fingers, searchlights in his eyes, and machine guns in his bottom could have done it."

When I see that picture I can't help remembering the original quote:

Daddy Walrus: Do robots blush?
Dr Elefun: If anyone can, Astro's the one to do it!

So I'll settle on a variation:

Daddy Walrus: Do robots get sunburnt?
Dr Elefun: If anyone can, Astro's the one to do it!

"I get the feeling that Uran has been practicing her make up again"
"Yes & this time she remebered that it goes on the face"

Originally posted by Loüßëãr@ Apr 5 2004, 05:04 AM
"I get the feeling that Uran has been practicing her make up again"
"Yes & this time she remebered that it goes on the face"

Blast! Loübëãr, I also had a 'make-up' thing in my mind .
Good one though .

Anyway, here is mine:

Daddy Walrus: "The battle's over now Astro. You may rub your war painture off your face."
Astro: "I already tried, but it's waterproof, and terpentine wouldn't do any favours to my artificial skin. At least it's increasing my cuteness-factor."