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Posted: Sun May 01, 2011 12:27 am
by The Tawashi Bus Hat
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Pilot: Darnit, forgot to turn on my blinker again.


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Pilot: Hmm...'Clearance 14' 10" '... might have to pull up the landing gear for this one...

Posted: Sun May 01, 2011 12:32 am
by Gotta Love ASTRO BOY
LOL :lol: ps I like your new avatar :)

Posted: Sun May 01, 2011 12:43 am
by The Tawashi Bus Hat
"Gotta Love ASTRO BOY" wrote:LOL :lol: ps I like your new avatar :)


Thank you x2 :D

Posted: Sun May 01, 2011 9:09 pm
by Gotta Love ASTRO BOY
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Flight attendent to piolit: uuumm I think you should check you glasses. The landing straight is 5 miles away

Posted: Mon May 02, 2011 8:18 am
by atoms_gf
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Zzzzzttt. suprise landing, Zzzttt. HAPPY BIRTHDAY OLD MAN!
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Pilot: WHAT IS IS NOW?!? Other pilot: oh! oh, oh..oh! sir, um; what was my line? OH! YES!, Cruston, we have a problem! Pilot: what is the problem?O.P.were about to get a parking fine. Pilot: well, we might aswell make it worth while, up for a piece of pocky?

Posted: Tue May 03, 2011 6:31 am
by Xenops
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"We need a bigger road"

Posted: Tue May 03, 2011 9:11 pm
by Alittleacorn
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"Why did the airplane cross the road? Frankly, nobody gives a damn."

Posted: Tue May 03, 2011 9:22 pm
by Novacain
"Alittleacorn" wrote:"Why did the airplane cross the road? Frankly, nobody gives a damn."


'cept for the poor shmucks at that intersection! I know I would be like :mad: :d evil :? ??%%% :ninja: :mad:

Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 2:56 am
by Astro Forever
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"We need a viaduct."

Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 3:01 am
by Novacain
Nice word. Those don't exist where I live! :d oh: