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Posted: Sun May 01, 2011 12:27 am
by The Tawashi Bus Hat

Pilot: Darnit, forgot to turn on my blinker again.
orPilot: Hmm...'Clearance 14' 10" '... might have to pull up the landing gear for this one...
Posted: Sun May 01, 2011 12:32 am
by Gotta Love ASTRO BOY
LOL

ps I like your new avatar

Posted: Sun May 01, 2011 12:43 am
by The Tawashi Bus Hat
"Gotta Love ASTRO BOY" wrote:LOL

ps I like your new avatar
Thank you x2

Posted: Sun May 01, 2011 9:09 pm
by Gotta Love ASTRO BOY

Flight attendent to piolit: uuumm I think you should check you glasses. The landing straight is 5 miles away
Posted: Mon May 02, 2011 8:18 am
by atoms_gf
Zzzzzttt. suprise landing, Zzzttt. HAPPY BIRTHDAY OLD MAN!___________________________or__________________________________
Pilot: WHAT IS IS NOW?!? Other pilot: oh! oh, oh..oh! sir, um; what was my line? OH! YES!, Cruston, we have a problem! Pilot: what is the problem?O.P.were about to get a parking fine. Pilot: well, we might aswell make it worth while, up for a piece of pocky?
Posted: Tue May 03, 2011 6:31 am
by Xenops
"We need a bigger road"
Posted: Tue May 03, 2011 9:11 pm
by Alittleacorn
"Why did the airplane cross the road? Frankly, nobody gives a damn."
Posted: Tue May 03, 2011 9:22 pm
by Novacain
"Alittleacorn" wrote:"Why did the airplane cross the road? Frankly, nobody gives a damn."
'cept for the poor shmucks at that intersection! I know I would be like

:d evil

??%%%

Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 2:56 am
by Astro Forever
"We need a viaduct."
Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 3:01 am
by Novacain
Nice word. Those don't exist where I live! :d oh: