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AIR GUITAR!

And in breaking news, a famous tennis player shocked the nation this afternoon by making an air lifting fart in the middle of a match. No one was seriously injured, however a red haired woman in to the front row passed out after having inhaled high levels of the stench and is currently undergoing therapy.

One spectator had this to say:

[I]"Me and the boys thought he was pulling some kind of stunt when he took off into the sky like that, but when we realized he wasn't using wires the smell hit us like that! It was panic man! People were climbing over each other to get the hell out of there! I had to use my buddies Jake and Jeffbert as human shields to save myself being trampled on-say hey, you seen them by any chance?"

Although over a dozen rescue choppers are searching for the missing tennis Player, there is still no word from the ground or any airports in the surrounding area. He is yet to found...

Now on over to Nancy for the weather! [/I]

"Alittleacorn" wrote:
And in breaking news, a famous tennis player shocked the nation this afternoon by making an air lifting fart in the middle of a match. No one was seriously injured, however a red haired woman in to the front row passed out after having inhaled high levels of the stench and is currently undergoing therapy.

One spectator had this to say:

[I]"Me and the boys thought he was pulling some kind of stunt when he took off into the sky like that, but when we realized he wasn't using wires the smell hit us like that! It was panic man! People were climbing over each other to get the hell out of there! I had to use my buddies Jake and Jeffbert as human shields to save myself being trampled on-say hey, you seen them by any chance?"

Although over a dozen rescue choppers are searching for the missing tennis Player, there is still no word from the ground or any airports in the surrounding area. He is yet to found...

Now on over to Nancy for the weather! [/I]

Lol

All that Yoga was in vain! Look at me now, unable to straighten out my spine...

HEY DUDE! THIS IS TENNIS, NOT SOCCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

QWOP: Tennis Edition.

For those who don't get it, play this.

It's been a week, so I'll choose the winner tomorrow!

And the winner is:

"LLM" wrote:
QWOP: Tennis Edition.

For those who don't get it, play this.

We had a thread about it! Here!

Runner-up:

"InsaneAstroBoyLover" wrote:

And thus, this career ended when he decided kicking the ball was easier.

I enjoyed many other quotes! Thanks for participating!

You put your left foot in.
You put your right foot in.
You put your left foot in and shake it all about.
And you do the hokie pokey and turn yourself around and that's what it's all about,