Make a wish game!

[Tetsuwan Penguin]

Wish granted, you are now the proud owner of a 1980 Yugo with 200,000 miles on it.

I wish I knew the Japanese language better.

[diehard67]

wish granted, but you can no longer speak English lol

I wish i was better looking.
this is gonna be funny lol

[Tetsuwan Penguin]

Your wish is granted, you now have 20-5 vision, hawkeye! (But you're still UGLY :lol

I wish the PM database on this site would stop going down!

[diehard67]

i'll take it lol, *runs out and buys a truck*

wish granted chmod -w abo.db

for the non linux geeks here, that removed the write permission from the database file, it can no longer be changed or brake or edited.

I wish I had more friends here in edmonton.

[Earthshine]

(seriously, the database error IS getting old)

Your wish is granted, you have more friends. However, they are all 13 years old.

I wish I could find the artist that painted my unicorn on velvet painting. (I've seriously been looking for years)

[Umbral-Coltwings]

Wish granted, but the artist steals the painting and runs away!

I wish that my hair wouldn't get greasy so fast.

[Earthshine]

Your wish is granted, your hair doesn't get greasy so fast, however all that grease goes straight to your skin!

I wish there was a place in the world that was perpetually autumn.

[TetsuwanToby]

Wish granted but now the world has one season forever.

I wish I could speak to animals XD

[EyeOdyssey]

Wish granted.
You are surprised to hear however that all the animals around you are snarky, abusive bigots. Cursing like sailors to each other and trash talking folks of other species. Nothing is sacred. Now you can never look at a little pup the same way ever again after hearing it go on a tirade about the so-called inferior nature of the cat living across the street. The voices won't stop, people believe you to be mad. You are now trapped in a trashy wonderland for the rest of your life.

I wish I could gather up a budget to make the ideal film.

[Tetsuwan Penguin]

Wish granted. But all the actors you try to hire laugh in your face, and call your script silly.

I wish I might win a free, all expenses paid trip to Japan.