Here's a little joke I made up

[MightyAstro]

LOL Great gags Strange Wings.

[Uran-chan]

Not that i Mock you But i din t really your Joke

[MightyAstro]

Not that i Mock you But i din t really your Joke

That's okay if it didn't appeal to you friend.

[jeffbert]

[Big Astro Fan]

The answer is, you cut the table in half and two halves make a hole. It's cheesey but oh well. lol

[MightyAstro]

The answer is, you cut the table in half and two halves make a hole. It's cheesey but oh well. lol

This is the answer to it that I've heard on a kids CD. Incidentally you didn't have a chainsaw or anything to cut the table in this version, so how can you get out then?

You run around and round the table until your feet are sore. Then you saw the table in half. Two halves make a whole. You get out through the hole. Finally you shout and shout until your voice is hoarse. You climb upon the back of the horse and ride away.

[Astro Forever]

Sorry about the double post, here is another silly one:

One day, father Jimmy went with his son Alvin visiting the local zoo. As they strolled along the ape park, suddenly Alvin called his dad's attention: "Look dad, this ape overthere looks very similar to uncle Theo!"
Father Jimmy, somewhat of embarrassed by the words of his son, admonishes him: "Watch it, sonny, you mustn't say such a thing, that's an insult you know...".
Son Alvin: "But dad, no reason to be worried about it, in fact the ape can't hear me across this distance...".

I heard a similar one at a show recently.

The day mince got invented was the same day as they've put an ejection seat into a helicopter.

I was like... huh? Oh! Ah!

I'd never heard the table one.

[Androids101]

Sorry about the double post, here is another silly one:
One day, father Jimmy went with his son Alvin visiting the local zoo. As they strolled along the ape park, suddenly Alvin called his dad's attention: "Look dad, this ape overthere looks very similar to uncle Theo!"
Father Jimmy, somewhat of embarrassed by the words of his son, admonishes him: "Watch it, sonny, you mustn't say such a thing, that's an insult you know...".
Son Alvin: "But dad, no reason to be worried about it, in fact the ape can't hear me across this distance...".
Or:
The day mince got invented was the same day as they've put an ejection seat into a helicopter.

...llaaammee, lllaammee..... I know!

Well the jokes I made up are lworse...

One day, the teacher walks in to find three children have forgotten their homework. The teacher said "explain youself"
The first child said: "Sorry miss, my dog ate my homework"
The second child said: "Sorry miss, my cat ate my homework
The third child said: "Sorry miss, my MOM ate my homework!"

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Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin
"Neil, what did you have for breakfast this morning?"
"Baked beans on toast"
"Oh god.
BOOOOOOOOOMM!!!!!!!

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Daddy Walrus: Astor, you are now banned from using the toilets.
But - but

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Human boy: You took my toy, you're cold hearted.
Robot boy: I know, my central heating system broke down.

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"Looks like you two are a happy married couple!
"Uhhhh...no, thats my mom

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You're cousins so fat that when she went to Bob the Builder he said "no, we can't fix that"

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Note: this one only works when its said, not read or typed.
"There's a difference between playing Wii and playing with "wee".