The random, illustrated, Astro fanfic stories.

[Astro Forever]

I guess this one wasn't so funny after all

Actually, it was my favorite! That's cute.

[AprilSeven]

Hey Ataru, these are great! More please!! XD

[Ataru Moroboshi]

I'm still thinking what to do with the Cadillac: get totally wacky or conmemotarate that my younger bro has just got his driving license in some way (not me, I have some kind of phobia to real-life driving, though I love it on video games. I know it doesn't relate, but still...).

[Astro Forever]

Perhaps you could do both, one after the other? Having him as a beginner driver and than get wacky?

[Ataru Moroboshi]

OK, I decided for a third way: totally ad-libbing the story. Something more random than usual. Let's see

Story number four: Deliverance

OK, so Astro was driving on his Cadillac and on the way to the beach where all kind of bikini-clad beauties waited for a cute robot little robot so show off and cuddle.

[img]http://www.itsonmytv.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/cadel-evans.jpg[/img]

I said CUDDLE, not Cadel (here's a nod to all the Aussie fans here)

[img]http://webspace.webring.com/people/du/um_2556/ranbeach1.jpg[/img]

This is more correct. OK, so he went on to the beach when he found this sign:

[img]http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2010/5/27/1274998246155/Oil-spill-beach-closed-si-001.jpg[/img]

And Astro got a bit upset:

[img]http://www.ioffer.com/img/item/165/392/137/kjQt.jpg[/img]

But being angry wasn't going to solve anything, so he decide to padi a visit to the forest reservation. After all it wasn't THAT far...

[img]http://www.love4ever.org/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/e5196_urban-forest-from-far-away.jpg[/img]

Just cross all Metro City in rush hour: about 70.000.000 inhabitants, about 50 miles from side to side. What a pleasure.

[img]http://i.huffpost.com/gen/194780/thumbs/s-CHINA-TRAFFIC-JAM-large.jpg[/img]

But at last he arrived there. Ah, the peace, the tranquility...

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The trees, that mysterious fog, the mud roads, the temperate climate, which was good for his circuits and the cute animals, like the robins, the rabbits, those little deers and their majestic parents, that unicorn over there... AN UNICORN?!

[img]http://bestuff.com/images/images_of_stuff/210x600/unico-63957.jpg?1179677846[/img]

Yes, an unicorn. Kinda weird-looking, but an unicorn, looking at him and his car with the cutest and most implorant look ever. Astro was about to take him for a ride when brushes stared moving and the little unicorn had to run away (don't worry: he'll be back) with his escape plan frustrated by the strange monster that jumped from the Unknown: it had a huge head, a diminutive body and extremely large and thin limbs. It looked like this:

[img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_RPdkY4Iav4Q/TLIcKEcTOXI/AAAAAAAAABs/75OEdYlvS0g/s1600/dee%20dee.gif[/img]

And it was coming nearer each time. Astro was prepared to attack, but his program detected that was a female human, so ha wasn't able to hit her. And NOW SHE WAS COMING FOR HIM:

- Oh, what a cute itty-bitty robot, come, come, come, gota kiss!!!

Astro started the engine and stuffed off the cracks , but the wheels were full of mud and the car wasn't going to run. So he had to say:

- Let's rocket, for my sake!

And flew away, leaving his Cadillac alone. He flew around until he saw a lone house in the middle of the forest. He landed there and heard some sobbing with a heavy Aussie accent. And he saw this girl, looking at him:

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(Another nod to Aussies) She looked a bit like Uran... But at the same time... Holy Doraemon, he was in love at first sight: most beautiful songs started invading Astro's head...

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBMriOspUvA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBMriOspUvA[/url]

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrJSKvX0AcI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrJSKvX0AcI[/url]

End of story 4. To be continued in story 5. Hey. Now that I think of it, I titled this "Deliverance" and there were no hillbillies. Silly me.

[Astro Forever]

How do you get all these images!

[Ataru Moroboshi]

How do you get all these images!

Google Images, a Spanish-English dictionary and a Thesaurus for doubts... And a bit of patience.

[Ataru Moroboshi]

Story number five: Astro falls in love with an Aussie girl, but she preferred to watch Le Tour de France:

Astro was in love with the Australian girl in the yellow suit and wanted to catch her attention, but it was then when he realized that his tears weren't of sadness, but of joy:

[img]http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Observer/Pix/pictures/2011/7/23/1311454483637/Cadel-Evans-007.jpg[/img]

Cuddle... I mean, Cadel Evans had just won Le Tour de France, and she was euphorical. She approached a CD player. Out of respect, Astro respecfully held his head up to listen the "Waltzing Matilda", Yoram-Gross variation:

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But instead, this sounded:

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPowpIRVOuY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPowpIRVOuY[/url]

Astro went NUTS. This was HIS favourite music. Electronic kraut-disco. That put his circuits on fire: Kraftwerk, a cute gal, the nature... He took on his dance routine. Astro was in the groove:

[img]http://www.resourcesgraphics.com/images/Astro-boy-vector-material2.jpg[/img]

Even the unicorn joined the party! He was grooving madly as well:

[img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ps49qjS_6Nc/SR4Faw7o5BI/AAAAAAAAB4E/9tui7xtz6BY/s320/tezuka_art_5.jpg[/img]

And now you choose: In 18 hours, if anyone of you guesses the name of the Aussie gal with the yellow dress, there will be an exchange of words between Astro and her. If not, the story most likely will end here, with the whole forest grooving... And the monster still on the loose...

[img]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3257/3183210043_d52c030ba0.jpg[/img]

It's 3:00 in Spain. At 21:00 time will be over! Guess, guys! Guess!

[Astro Forever]

Even the unicorn joined the party! He was grooving madly as well:

Awww that was a fun game!!!

And now you choose: In 18 hours, if anyone of you guesses the name of the Aussie gal with the yellow dress, there will be an exchange of words between Astro and her. If not, the story most likely will end here, with the whole forest grooving... And the monster still on the loose...

I cheated an attemted to do a reverse search with the image, but failed!

These amuse me! Thanks!

[fafner]