Magic Vending Machine!

[Earthshine]

Pinoko pops out again angry and gives me a whack because she wasn't looking where she was swinging.

After recovering from her mighty swing I slide in a pocket-watch.

[Juanita]

Out comes a grandfather clock, which nearly crushes the both of us.

I then slip in one of the clock's gears.

[diehard67]

out pops a clock work robot that walks and swings it's arms.

it was already wound up so it just walks away.

I put in a crumpled up receipt that was in my pocket from when I bought lunch.

[Earthshine]

I repress the urge to run after the clock-work robot and cuddle it as a sandwich pops out of the machine.

I quickly eat it and then shove in one of the mayo packets that came with the sandwich as I don't like mayo.

[Tetsuwan Penguin]

A bunch of eggs come out of the machine, and I stuff a chicken in. Now we know which came first!

[Earthshine]

Kentucky Fried Chicken comes out of the machine steaming, and then I slip in a rainbow tiara.

[MrsEclipse]

The machine gives you get a glittery star wand in exchange.

I put in the January/February 1998 issue of Sheet Music Magazine.

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A bunch of eggs come out of the machine, and I stuff a chicken in. Now we know which came first!

I lol'd.

[Tetsuwan Penguin]

A piano comes out and I insert a Sousaphone.

[Earthshine]

You get a gramophone in return, but you have to buy your own records as the machine is being cheap.

I decide to shove myself in the machine to see what happens...

[Tetsuwan Penguin]

You emerge from another magic vending machine on a planet on the other side of the galaxy!