Ask Skunk

[SpaceCookie]

Skunk..have you ever thought about maybe...just...you know...getting a job? You seem like a smart guy. <.< OR...seeing as how you're kinda the make it fast spend it fast type...why don't you just sell illegal substances? lol

[Fauna]

Part two...we'll eventually get to every question that's been posted, but if there's no response to yours in this serving, just assume I'm getting material ready for it.

Dear Mr. Skunk, have you ever had a love in your life? p.s if you were ever intending on going out on a date with this animal you might as well remove your upper lip. it looks like your an ape somtimes mumbling that lip around and the date won't go right for heavans sake!

Well, I've had a few, uh, interests in the past, but things always either went nowhere or went straight to hell. I'd tell you about the Osaka thing, but that would probably melt your young mind.

...Wait, what's wrong with my lip?

Are you part Na'vi, without the tail? Since you're blue...

As far as I know, I'm not, but thank you anyways for the mental image of me as a giant blue kitty man.

Do you ever get hassled by people accusing your feud with Astro of being a plagiaristic rip-off of Lex Luthor's rivalry with Superman?

Uh, not exactly...I usually get hassled by people because I'm right about to rob them. The only way for that Superman thing to be right is for Superman to be in his underwear all the time and for Lex Luthor to be blue. But then nobody would be able to make a comparison because they'd be cringing too hard.

Skunk? You mind telling me when you're gonna send that child support check?

Er...um...uh, you can't prove it was mine! Also, I have to leave now. Through this window.

[Astro Forever]

Love the ending!

[Fauna]

Part three:

Skunk..have you ever thought about maybe...just...you know...getting a job? You seem like a smart guy. <.< OR...seeing as how you're kinda the make it fast spend it fast type...why don't you just sell illegal substances? lol

You know, I tried to get a job a long, long time ago, but that never worked out. I mean, think of it like this...you walk into a Burger King or something, and you see a younger me working as cashier. Is your first instinct to get the hell out of dodge? Of course it is.

And, uh, that last part...are you, like, "requesting" something? I can make some "arrangements" for the right price.

HI- MR. SKUNK- WHY would someone think your continuous battles with my sweet ASTROBOY put you in a league with LUTHOR?- LUTHOR is a genius- a criminal who should be in jail the rest of his life- Do you think you are as smart as LUTHOR? IF LUTHOR is dumb for being a criminal despite being a genius- where does that leave you-? compare to LUTHOR you are a sweet guy- but you both should be locked up- LUTHOR in maximum security and you minimum security- you do agree don't cha SKUNK of course you do!- giggles

Waiiit, are you calling me stupid? I can't wait to see the look on your face when my giant beartrap mecha comes up your block...

[diehard67]

Part three:

HI- MR. SKUNK- WHY would someone think your continuous battles with my sweet ASTROBOY put you in a league with LUTHOR?- LUTHOR is a genius- a criminal who should be in jail the rest of his life- Do you think you are as smart as LUTHOR? IF LUTHOR is dumb for being a criminal despite being a genius- where does that leave you-? compare to LUTHOR you are a sweet guy- but you both should be locked up- LUTHOR in maximum security and you minimum security- you do agree don't cha SKUNK of course you do!- giggles

Waiiit, are you calling me stupid? I can't wait to see the look on your face when my giant beartrap mecha comes up your block...

ya gotta find her first lol

hay skunk while I am giveing you a bad time anyway......

fauna had mentioned that the comic replies are "hazardous to her health", DID YOU TRY TO PULL SOMETHING??????

[avatargirl]

HI- Skunk so glad you did not answer my question SHOWS YOU KNOW I AM RIGHT- if you are truly smart you will become a good guy- but you are not that smart are you?

I APOLOGIZE SKUNK- I THOUGHT YOU WERE SMARTER THEN YOU ARE- YOU DID ANSWER MY question- sorry i thought you were kinda intelligent- your friend AVATARGIRL if you ever wise-up and turn good- hahahahaha- i apologize i should not laugh at you- i want to always be sweet- please forgive me skunk- oh my goodness why am i apologizing to you-? have i been programmed-? you wouldn't dare......

[MightyAstro]

Hey Skunk. I was just wondering whatever did you used to do with your life before you came into the employ of Osamu Tezuka?

Do you sometimes wish Tezuka had offered you some heroic roles or are you perfectly content being typecast as a villain?

[avatargirl]

SO GLAD skunk realizes how dumb he is- maybe he will one day become smart-
hahahahaha- oh no i should apologize for saying that - and laughing- please forgive me i am sorry- oh no why should i apologize to him?

Because it is the sweet girl thing to do and i want to always be sweet and polite girl- even if he does not deserve me being sweet to him- oh no what am i saying- should always be sweet- giggles

[Fauna]

I had a huge argument with an old friend tonight. Doing these things are the best thing I can do to bring myself up...

Thanks a lot for that nightmare I had a few nights ago, involving you chasing after me whilst riding a giant Sonichu. Now I can't sleep straight. @_@

You're off my novelty Christmas card list! >_<

...Btw, what's your favourite color?

Well, that's nice to hear! We've been testing out a hallucinogenic dream machine and we aimed it at a random place in England. Although I let one of my guys choose what to put in, and that may have been a mistake...

And my favourite colour is blu-- crap, you probably saw that coming.

Mr. Skunk? When will you be returning my King of the Hill DVDs?

When I'm done with them. >

Hey Skunk. I was just wondering whatever did you used to do with your life before you came into the employ of Osamu Tezuka?

Do you sometimes wish Tezuka had offered you some heroic roles or are you perfectly content being typecast as a villain?

Before getting hired by Tezuka, I used to work as a janitor at a restaurant, but that fell through after the second time I punched someone. You know, sometimes I did want to play a hero, since the hero usually gets the girl, but...I doubt anybody would want to go for someone like me. Yeah, it's something pretty depressing to consider.

HI- Skunk so glad you did not answer my question SHOWS YOU KNOW I AM RIGHT- if you are truly smart you will become a good guy- but you are not that smart are you?

I APOLOGIZE SKUNK- I THOUGHT YOU WERE SMARTER THEN YOU ARE- YOU DID ANSWER MY question- sorry i thought you were kinda intelligent- your friend AVATARGIRL if you ever wise-up and turn good

Does a dumb man get two nuclear torpedoes and send them after an enemy in a race? Actually, don't...don't answer that.

fauna had mentioned that the comic replies are "hazardous to her health", DID YOU TRY TO PULL SOMETHING??????

What are you talking about? Fauna and I are getting along just fine over here! I talk, and she goes to the computer and types for me you guys he's got a gun call the police

[The Tawashi Bus Hat]

D: But it's been 3 YEARS!