Ha ha a joke

[Lily]

You are terrible. <__<



What do you call Santa's Little Helpers?
Subordinate clauses. ;-p

[Umbral-Coltwings]

A clown held open a door for me. I thought it was a nice jester.

I tried to eat a clock, but it was too time-consuming.

How did the skeleton know it was going to rain? He could feel it in his bones.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had no body to go with.

[Shiyonasan]

Did you hear about the guy who got into a fight with the paleontologist?

He had a bone to pick with him.

[Umbral-Coltwings]

Why did the skeleton want a friend?

Because she was feeling bonely.

Why couldn't the amputee remember something?
(This is terrible...)
Because he couldn't put his finger on it.

[Lily]

What happened to the butcher who backed up into his meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work.

[Tetsuwan Penguin]

https://www.facebook.com/georgehtakei/photos/a.223098324386295.105971.205344452828349/1686172588078854/?type=3

originally posted by George Takei

[Earthshine]

What did one orphan say to the other orphan?

"Robin, get in the Batmobile."

[Big Astro Fan]

You know how they say two wrongs don't make a right?









Well three lefts do.

[Kitty Lue]

Take "Cry me a river" up to 11, and you'll get a tsunamida.

Given that the pun isn't made of English words, I felt that I should include this for anyone who's confused:
click for spoilerNamida: tear/tears

[Tetsuwan Penguin]

I thought I had put a pretty good fart joke in my ff.net story, 'who mourns for methuselah?' But I just saw a real good one in 'One Piece' episode 200.

Sanji uses what he thinks is an impact dial shell to blast open the wall of a jail cell. He hits the button and the room is filled with a huge stench!

Usopp: "Who stored a fart in my flavor dial?"
Luffy: "Sorry!"
Usoop: "I didn't have to ask!"

The fart gas hits the lanterns and explodes! The jail is destroyed and they all escape!

http://www.crunchyroll.com/one-piece/episode-200-luffy-and-sanjis-daring-rescue-mission-653735
Towards the end of the episode