5 Ways to Get Kicked Outta Wal-Mart XD

[Anime Girl]

WARNING! Do not actually attempt to do these unless you actually wanna get kicked outta Wal-Mart.



1. Type "I see dead people" in the computers.



2. Unwrap a buncha candy bars and if anyone asks, say "I gotta find dat golden ticket!"



3. Pull your shirt over your head, jump out in front of random people and shout "I AM CORNHOLIO! I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE!" in a goofy fake Mexican accent.



4. Throw Skittles at random people and shout "Taste the rainbow!"



5. Put a Dora the Explorer doll in the middle of the toy aisle. When some kid goes to pick it up, jump out and yell "SWIPPER NO SWIPPING! SWIPPER NO SWIPPING!"


A friend posted this on Facebook, and I had to share it. LOL!

[Novacain]

What? You created a whole topic just for this??

I have another suggestion:

- Locate the pager system
- Repeat the following

Mr. Lahey and Randy, to the eff off department. Mr. Lahey and Randy, to the eff off department.
And hurry the eff up. Thank-you.

[Anime Girl]

OMG! LOL! XD Here's a funny story. One crazy kid actually did the Cornholio gag one time at Wal-Mart. I almost peed my pants laughing! LOL!

[Gotta Love ASTRO BOY]

*Walk up to some stranger and say "Wow I haven't seen you in forever. Hows it been?" and see if they play along.
*Walk up to some old guy and say "Grandpa, your alive?! Its a miracal!"
*Move the wet floor signs to the carpet area
*Hide in the middle of the clothes circle and when someone comes you jump up and yell "ARRRIIIARRRIIIARRRIIIARRRIII" (I have done this )
*Go into the dressing room and after afew minutes yell "Hey theres no toilet paper in here!"
*Put on the batman suit then run around the store yelling "Come Robin! To the batmobile!"
*When the workers ask you if you need help you start crying and scream "Why wont you people leave me alone!"
*Place bags of candy in other peoples carts
*Go to an empty check out stand and try to check people out
*Go up to a worker and say "Code 3 in the house ware" and see what happens
* stalk people
*Chanlenge other costumers to duels with tubes of gift rap
*Set up a bunch of singing hamster dolls then act like a conductor ( )
*Tape a walkie-talkie to the back of a barbie doll box then when people walk by say "I know where you live"
*Walk up to workers and say "Do you have any shenerples in stock?"
*Have a vacation in their display tents
*When a worker comes within twenty feet from you yell "Get away!" and run around the store screaming
*Dart around suspiscially while humming the mission imposable theme

Okay well thats all for now

[DJaxs312]

TASTE THE RAINBOW!!!

[Dragonrider1227]

OH WOW THOSE ARE FUNNY! XD

[the 鉄腕アトム fan]

LOL THAT IS FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROFL

[MightyAstro]

Well I have one.

Stay locked inside one of the public toilet cubicles continually flushing until somebody asks you what in the world do you think you're doing and reply that the little voices inside your head keep telling you that if you push the button you might win a prize.

[Novacain]

Throwing ice cubes at fellow shoppers gets you chased by mall cops.

Whether or not you get kicked out depends on whether or not you can outrun them.



For the record, I do not know this from personal experience.

[Anime Girl]

LOL! All of those are sooo funny. One of my friends Mikey is gonna try the one Dora the Explorer doll one, the Skittles one, AND the Cornholio one. XD He's just nutso! XD