@Penguin: Yeah, I couldn't finish that one. It was really, REALLY uncomfortable in places (well, maybe not so much in most of them)- so much so, in fact, that I couldn't even finish the first chapter when I got to the bath scene. Oh my word, I'm sure my face was red...
Of course, even more innocent stories with such pairings make me uncomfortable. I'm not trying to be offensive, but I can't really help it. Some pairings (ever hear of "Haddotin"?) can even ruin a fic for me, due to my discomfort. (And sometimes, I mean, come on, Pitch Pearl? Haddotin? Pompous Pep? Some of these push some serious boundaries, and unless it's an AU, the first one makes no sense- and even then, it's usually a scary thought. Most of these just strike me as crap, anyway.)
Of course, while I tolerate hetero-pairings much better, anything with too much- um- sexy-time references, even if it's just a little "Frenching", can make me feel uncomfortable. ^-^; Heh, if it's anything beyond the confines of my own mind, suddenly I'm a prude.

Never mind the... implications of that statement. Let's go on, shall we?
@Sporkia: Funny, you don't show up in the "Who's Online" list... Anywho, "Momma Astro" in the way you described him sounds like he just does a lot of pedantic finger-wagging, and maybe wears a frilly, dowdy sort of apron.
