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[jeffbert]

Atom's report card (1965-03)

Where were you for the past 5 days?

[Tetsuwan Penguin]

The same place (sigh).

Where would you rather be?

[jeffbert]

6 FEET UNDER. nO, REALLY, THERE IS NOWHERE IN particular.

This site was void of anyone but myself, from Sat. to Tuesday. Where was everyone?

[Astro Forever]

Good question. Mostly at work - in my basement.

Name something you used to want to try, but that you have changed your mind about since.

[jeffbert]

Suicide. I really cannot think of anything else.

O.k., parenting. I thought I would be a good papa; & wanted that very much. Now, having never had the experience, I think the kids who might have been mine were better off having never known me. I just wanted to play with them. Being an uncle worked better.


♩♪♫♬Where oh, where, are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? ♩♪♫♬

[Tetsuwan Penguin]

"Poouf you was gone!" (Hee Haw)

What was your favorite TV theme song?

[jeffbert]

I never thought about it, until now.

So, it has to be a song, as in containing lyrics, rather than just instrumental?

The Liberty Bell March, if no lyrics. If lyrics, nothing comes to mind.


What bad thing happens, if you lose?

[Astro Forever]

Errrr... anything?

When did you screw everything up, but no one ever found out it was you?

[jeffbert]

I assure you, that never happened to me! (actually, in reference to my question, the expected answer is, "The Devil gets your soul!")

Which way did he go?

[BrutalDawnFawn]

Can't tell if he went left or right of the tree.

If this was your last hour on earth, what would you do?